This COULD be a page where we recommend all sorts of high-fallutin’ egghead material that would turn you into a techno-raping whiz-kid within weeks. Fuck that. It’s important that you spend some cycles shitting your pants with glee instead. Therefore, we hereby command thee to consume the following…

Books:

“Real Ultimate Power: The Official Ninja Book”, by Robert Hamburger, 2004, Citadel, ISBN 080652569X

“The Zombie Survival Guide: Complete Protection from the Living Dead”, by Max Brooks, 2003, Three Rivers Press, ISBN 1400049628

Music:

“Tenacious D”, by Tenacious D, 2001, Sony

Comics: